Absolutely tariffic—it's not just a shirt, it's a state of mind. When reality starts feeling stranger than fiction, throw on this unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee to remind everyone to keep smiling (even if it’s through gritted teeth). Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this comfy tee delivers softness and durability in equal measure, and its relaxed fit makes it your perfect partner-in-crime for all your mischievous adventures. After all, who better than this colorful character to inspire a bit of playful chaos?
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit because all tight fight shirts are fake news
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders to survive any circus
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras—no tariffs required
• Covfefe approved
• Warning: Wearing this tee may attract attention, spark debate, or start a spontaneous dance routine.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
